PINBLOBS!

Greetings Blobsters!
We’re thrilled to have you on the team as a Blob Mega Cannon Operator. Today’s mission: launch our courageous little blobs, dodge questionable workplace traps, bank big points through the portals, and keep the supply flowing with fruit-powered blob returns. If you encounter a Biscuit, congratulations—you’ve unlocked a high-stakes corporate decision that either doubles your score or… politely halves it. Ha ha. Please laugh. The CFO is watching.

Why You’ll Hate this game:

• One-button chaos, endless “just one more shot” energy

• Bouncy physics, glorious splats, and and blue fruits

• Good Biscuit / Bad Biscuit moments to test your soul

Remember: blobs are professionals. Do not attempt at home. Have fun!